Crazy things you'll hear at my house

When you have kids, you say things you never thought you'd hear yourself say. When you have kids on the spectrum, you honestly can't believe the things you need to say sometimes!

Here are just a few of the winners I've come out with over the last few days:

• "Please stop killing things."  (This morning, in response to the genocide of ants on the porch, which horrified his older brothers.)
• "Put the bat down!"
• "We don't hit Mommy."
• "Please stop eating your clothes."
• "Sweetie, put down the knife!"
• "Please put your pants back on."

There are a million more. You probably have some gems, too. Feel free to share.