Here are just a few of the winners I've come out with over the last few days:
- "Please stop killing things." (This morning, in response to the genocide of ants on the porch, which horrified his older brothers.)
- "Put the bat down!"
- "We don't hit Mommy."
- "Please stop eating your clothes."
- "Sweetie, put down the knife!"
- "Please put your pants back on."
There are a million more. You probably have some gems, too. Feel free to share.